Green-Fucking-Acres isn't a dream come true for Vinnie Cartucci... but that's exactly where he's landed after snitching on the Mafia. The witness protection program has relocated the entire Cartucci family into a small town in rural America where the livin' is easy and so are the local farm girls... so easy in fact that down and dirty sex is the main focus of the overly friendly neighbors who welcome the Cartucci's with open arms... and legs.